I met this girl a few days ago. Hang on, scratch that.

I met this annoying girl a WEEK ago. She came up from Otago and was supposed to sit for her interviews in Auckland. So the big question is: How do I know her? Well well, she is Janice's friend from God knows some weird part of China. And for some absurd reason she has decided to stay in our apartment. My sanctuary. My crib. My TURF!

And now it has all been taken away from me. F^%#ing B*tch! Probably I was exaggerating, maybe she hasn't taken anything away from me. But she is so friggin annoying, so naggy, so jkasdhcjklashkdcjh. RAWR!! And since I have to put up with HER, I decided to go over to uni to eat/study/shower/sleep - ok, there I go again, exaggerating.

So she comes into our apartment and CONTROLS everything. She CLAIMS that Rebec is her sister and always tell her she loves her... yadayadayada. But Rebec (Such a horrible person) forces herself to say "I love you too?". This chinese girl has the guts to complain about our food, our lifestyle, our clothes, our MILK, when to study, and when to eat, when to sleep, when to shower. I mean she even complains whenever I go to gym. WHat is so wrong about going to gym? Gym is healthy. Gym is good. Studying at home for the whole freaking day is bad. Have you never heard of exercise? OMG I feel like slapping her.

Yesterday she left to Gisborne for a night, and so Rebec and I had the best time ever! And then she came back to today. Such a kill joy. Anyway this anal bitch starts complaining about how smelly Rebec's clothes are (well personally I have never smelt them, so I do not know) and they look like RUBBISH and she starts wearing them as well. So after dinner I brought out ice-cream to have some dessert, and she told me off with her stupid chinese accent "AH...now eating dessert so fast ah?". So I asked, what's wrong with eating desserts after dinner? She said that I'll get diarrhoea afterwards. HELLO, I have been eating desserts straight after dinner EVERY SINGLE NIGHT. And no I do not have diarrhoea. I popped the popsicle into my mouth and devaoured it. Go home already you horrible Chinese WOMAN!

The bright side about this whole post is that she is going to work in GISBORNE!!! WOOHOO!! Thank God! Honestly, I would so go sjkhdcjahsd if she was offered a job here. So yes, I am filled with content.

BTW I am writing using HTML. Hah, I'm getting the hang of it.

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